| Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture! |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that you almost died of rugburn at birth! |
| Yo mama is so hairy that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! |
| Yo mama is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that Jane Goodall follows her around. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weedwacker. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that if you shaved her legs, you could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. |
| Yo mama's so hairy that she's got sideburns on her tits. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she got a trim and lost 20 pounds. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?" |
| Yo mama is so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin. |
| Yo mama is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it! |
| Yo mama is so hairy that when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat! |
