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Yo Mama is so Hairy... Jokes!

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!
Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama is so hairy that you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama is so hairy that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so hairy that when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama is so hairy that Jane Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie.
Yo mama is so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weedwacker.
Yo mama is so hairy that if you shaved her legs, you could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama is so hairy that her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy that she's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama is so hairy that she got a trim and lost 20 pounds.
Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama is so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin.
Yo mama is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
Yo mama is so hairy that when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat!
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