| Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! |
| Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her. |
| Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me". |
| Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her! |
| Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes. |
| Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died. |
| Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia. |
| Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese. |
| Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her. |
| Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay. |
| Yo mama's so old, her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats! |
| Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib. |
| Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked" |
| Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting. |
| Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton. |
| Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham! |
| Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve |
| Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue |
| Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them. |
| Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill. |
| Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name. |
| Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account. |
| Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!! |
| Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-whore"! |
| Yo mama's so fat, she ate the Death Eaters. |
| Yo mama's so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her! |
| Yo mama's so nasty that the order of the phoenix was "stay away from that woman!" |
| Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm. |
| Yo mama's such a tramp that she's given more rides than the Hogwarts Express! |
| Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up! |
| Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor. |
| Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her! |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead. |
| Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application. |
| Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone. |
| Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride. |
| Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is! |
| Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter. |
| Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks. |
| Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks. |
| Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager. |
| Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower. |
| Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim. |
| Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!" |
| Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan. |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her. |
| Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead! |
