| Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant. |
| Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. |
| Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent. |
