| Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon. |
| Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait." |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that her tits leak sour milk. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she has a sign by her crotch that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she's got more clap than an auditorium. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she calls Janet "Miss Jackson." |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that she made right guard turn left. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that her shit is glad to escape. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that even dogs won't sniff her crotch. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. |
| Yo mama is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid! |
| Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats Crisco! |
| Yo mama is so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that her freckles slipped off. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead. |
| Yo mama is so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs. |
| Yo mama's house is so dirty that roaches ride around on dune buggies! |
| Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles! |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter! |
| Yo mama's so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it! |
| Yo mama's so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her ass crack it beings to grow! |
| Yo mama's so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide! |
| Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!" |
| Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks! |
