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Yo mama’s so stupid she took the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Yo mama’s so fat that her only friend on Facebook is McDonald's.

Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on a VCR

Yo mama’s so fat she needs a GPS to find her belly button

Yo mama’s so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Yo mama’s so fat when she took a selfie it took 9 hours to post on Instagram.

Yo mama’s so ugly an Uber driver would rather get 1-star review than pick her up.

Yo mama so fat and dumb that she deleted the cookies on her computer because she wanted to lose weight.

Yo mama’s so slutty, she’s trending on Tinder.

Yo mama’s so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.

Yo mama’s so ugly, Tom unfriended her on MySpace.

Yo mama’s so dumb she got a papercut reading an ebook on her kindle.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.

Yo mama’s so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mama’s so fat that when she sat on my 3DS, she turned it into a 2DS.

Yo mama’s so stupid, not even Google could translate her.

Yo mama’s so fat, that she gets free WiFi because she's already world wide

Yo mama’s so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

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