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Yo mama's so fat The IOC have voted unanimously to make running around her an Olympic event
Yo mama’s so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
Yo mama’s so fat she bought a zamboni so she could iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama’s so dumb she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India
Yo mama’s so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama’s so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama’s so dumb she started dating Ray Rice last week.
Yo mama’s so fat her Polo shirt has a real horse on it.
Yo mama’s so fat, her favorite baseball team is the Baltimore Oreos.
Yo mama so stupid when she lost in a breast stroke swimming competition, she complained that other people were using there arms, not their breasts.
Yo mama’s so greasy if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama’s so fat her favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets
Yo mama’s so fat she brought a cereal box to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama’s so fat she can't legally skydive 'cause the world only needs one Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so ugly that when she tried on a Nike shirt it said don’t do it
Yo mama’s so fat and lazy, the only pull-ups she does are to the Drive-Thru Window.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought the UFC was an English Football Club.
Yo mama’s so fat she sat on 2 Sumo wrestlers and got arrested for double homicide
Yo mama’s so ugly she always wins at Dodgeball because the balls actually dodge her!
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