| Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK". |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she asked me what yield meant, I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. |
| Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that in the 'No Child Left Behind' act there's a provision that exempts yo mama. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie "Juice." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she uses Old Spice for cooking. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to email people by putting envelopes into her computer's disk drive. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she took an IQ test, the results came out negative. |
| Yo mama's so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. |
| Yo mama is so stupid, that she thought Moby Dick was a sexually transmitted disease. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she ordered her sushi well done. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo mama jokes. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she put a peephole in a glass door. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she shoved a AA battery up her butt and said "I got the power!" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the house to pay the mortgage. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Bobby my first baby daddy, Roger the guy I see on Thursdays..." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought meow mix was a record for cats. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she took lessons for a player piano. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know". |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ummm... Levis?" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you "What is the number for 911?" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a quarterback is a refund! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a solar-powered flashlight! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked "What button do I push?" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?" |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks socialism means partying! |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and wrote sometimes Wednesday too." |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Scorpio. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she stole free bread. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle. |
| Yo mama's so stupid that whenever someone rings the doorbell, she checks the microwave. |
| Yo mama's so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. |
