| Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage." |
| Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! |
| Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention! |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving." |
| Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
| Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box. |
| Yo mama is so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money! |
| Yo mama is so poor she couldn't afford to apply for Medicare! |
| Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house. |
| Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip. |
| Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard. |
| Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge. |
| Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut. |
| Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation. |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!" |
| Yo mama is so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp. |
| Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?" |
| Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!" |
| Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd bucket to your right." |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said "who turned off the heater?" |
| Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates. |
| Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. |
| Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears. |
| Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money. |
| Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice! |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!" |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling." |
| Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?" |
| Yo mama is so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said "what are you doing" and she said I'm "booking a hotel!" |
| Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?" |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti." |
| Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn. |
| Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" |
| Yo mama is so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. |
| Yo mama's so poor, that her doormat doesn't say "welcome", it says "welfare". |
| Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat. |
| Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! |
