| Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" |
| Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints |
| Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole damn tree. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised." |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back." |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope! |
| Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. |
