| Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license! |
| Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. |
| Yo mama is so short that she does backflips under the bed. |
| Yo mama is so short that she models for trophys. |
| Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs. |
| Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. |
| Yo mama is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor. |
| Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple. |
| Yo mama is so short that she can do push-ups under the door. |
| Yo mama is so short that when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle. |
| Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door. |
| Yo mama is so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag. |
| Yo mama is so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare. |
| Yo mama is so short that she has to look up to look down. |
| Yo mama is so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal. |
| Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground. |
| Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb. |
