| Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation. |
| Yo mama's so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto's orbit. |
| Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow. |
| Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight. |
| Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her. |
| Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially. |
| Yo mama’s so big that she has a gravitational pull equal to that of the sun. |
| Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries. |
| The mass of yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c. |
| Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286. |
| Yo mama conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets. |
| Yo mama's like a converging lens - she's wider in the middle than she is on either end. |
| Yo mama's dumber than an augmented rat. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she and the great wall of China are used as reference points when astronauts look back at the Earth. |
| Yo mama's such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her. |
| Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her. |
| Yo mama's so stupid that her exchange particle is a "moron". |
| Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet. |
| Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water. |
| Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit. |
| Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat Momma |
| If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat. |
| Yo mama's so old that she goes on carbon dates. |
