| Yo mama is so dark that she spits chocolate milk! |
| Yo mama is so dark that she went to night school and was marked absent! |
| Yo mama is so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. |
| Yo mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill. |
| Yo mama is so dark that her ass looks like two tires. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee. |
| Yo mama is so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molasses. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk. |
| Yo mama is so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants. |
| Yo mama is so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows. |
| Yo mama is so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets. |
| Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper. |
| Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight. |
| Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey. |
| Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. |
