| Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her up! |
| Yo mama's so fat that Spock couldn't find a pressure point to perform the Vulcan Death Grip on her. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that Wuher said 'We don't serve your kind here'. |
| Yo mama's so fat the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was "Spice, the final Frontier..." |
Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree. |
| Yo mama's so fat that if she were placed beside a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn't fit. |
| Yo mama's so fat she makes Riker's belly look 3 atoms thick. |
| Yo mama's so fat that when she tried to captain a galaxy class they had to separate the saucer so she could fit. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she makes the USS Enterprise look like a micro machines racer. |
| Yo mama's so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks! |
| Yo mama's so dumb that she tried to rent a car from The Enterprise. |
| Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically with reference to her. |
| Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that Dr. Evazan looks like a male supermodel next to her. |
| Yo mama's so fat that when she beams to a ship, the ship beams inside of her. |
| Yo mama's so such a ho that she slept with me... therefore, I AM YOUR FATHER! |
| Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole. |
| Yo mama's so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon. |
| Yo mama's so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she made doctor McCoy say "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Zoologist!" |
| Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up. |
| Yo mama's so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star's reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet. |
| Yo mama's so fat that the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood. |
| Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick! |
| Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time. |
| Yo mama's so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her. |
| Yo Mama's so fat, that in an attempt to beam her up, the ship ended up being pulled down to the surface. |
| Yo Mama's so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her. |
| Yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement! |
| Yo Mama's so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes. |
| Yo mama's so old even Guinan refers to her as "old bag". |
| Yo Mama's so fat that when she walks into a room the replicators stop working. |
| Yo Mama's so fat, Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates. |
| Yo Mama's so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her! |
| Yo Mama's so fat she wears her own inertia dampener. |
| Yo Mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made Captain James T Kirk's penis go limp. |
| Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach. |
| Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus. |
| Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time. |
