| Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it. |
| Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class. |
| Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died. |
| Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. |
| Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1. |
| Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals. |
| Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs. |
| Yo mama is so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments. |
| Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible. |
| Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake. |
| Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out. |
| Yo mama is so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. |
| Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school. |
| Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. |
| Yo mama is so old that she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. |
| Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her. |
| Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus. |
| Yo mama is so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro. |
| Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block. |
| Yo mama is so old that when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch. |
| Yo mama is so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. |
| Yo mama is so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing. |
| Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white. |
| Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible. |
| Yo mama is so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park. |
| Yo mama is so old that she sat next to Jesus in third grade. |
| Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. |
| Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private. |
| Yo mama is so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight. |
| Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. |
| Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine. |
| Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white. |
| Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper. |
| Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus a dollar |
| Yo mama is so old that she ran track with dinosaurs. |
