yo mama so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
yo mama so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!
yo mama so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.
yo mama so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.
yo mama so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.
yo mama so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner!
yo mama so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".
yo mama so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
yo mama so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house.
yo mama so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!
yo mama so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!
yo mama so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!
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