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Barack Obama Presidential Yo Mama Jokes!

Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.
Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner!

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".
Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!.
Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!
Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!
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