| Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week. |
| Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it! |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'. |
| Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak. |
Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner! |
| Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's". |
| Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil. |
Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house. |
| Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her! |
| Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times! |
