| Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. |
| Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. |
| Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
| Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. |
| Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. |
| You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges. |
| Yo mama is like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. |
| Yo mama is like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow. |
| Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. |
| Yo mama is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. |
| Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind. |
| Yo mama is like a library, she's open to the public. |
| Yo mama is like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. |
| Yo mama is like an ATM, open 24 hours. |
| Yo mama is like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in. |
| Yo mama is like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot. |
| Yo mama is like a Discover card, she gives cash back. |
| Yo mama is like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her. |
| Yo mama is like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. |
| Yo mama is like a microwave, press one button and she's hot. |
| Yo mama is like a mail box, open day and night. |
| Yo mama is like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. |
| Yo mama is like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. |
| Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. |
| Yo mama is like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. |
| Yo mama's such a ho that "who's your daddy?" is a multiple-choice question. |
| You'll never be the man Yo mama was. |
| Yo mama... 'nuff said. |
| Yo mama is so lazy that she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. |
| Yo mama is so lazy that she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! |
| Yo mama's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. |
| Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray. |
| Yo mama is so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. |
| Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. |
| Yo mama is so flat that she makes the walls jealous! |
| Yo mama's gums are so black that she spits Yoo-hoo. |
| It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license - she couldn't get used to the front seat! |
| Yo mama's so fat that when she asked me "what's up?" I said "your weight!" |
| Yo mama is twice the man you are. |
| Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died. |
| Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. |
| Yo mama's head is so small that she uses a tea-bag as a pillow. |
| Yo mama's face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on. |
| Yo mama's hips are so big that people set their drinks on them. |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy that she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. |
| Yo mama's feet are so big that her shoes need to have license plates on them! |
| Yo mama's so lonely that she buys hot dogs and nuts wishing she could have sex with them. |
| Yo mama is so bald that even a wig wouldn't help! |
| Yo mama is so bald that you can see what's on her mind. |
| Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings "We're Walking on Sunshine." |
| Yo mama is like a slaughter house - everybody's hanging their meat up in her. |
| Yo mama is like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, Fast, Easy and Free! |
| Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail. |
| Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped. |
| Yo mama is like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." |
| Yo mama is like a turtle - once she's on her back she's fucked. |
| Yo mama is like a fan - she's always blowing someone. |
| Yo mama is like Pizza Hut - if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's Free! |
| Yo mama is like a goalie - she only changes her pads after three periods. |
| Yo mama is like a gas station - you gotta pay before you pump! |
| Yo mama is like Sprint - 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. |
| Yo mama is like a Chinese restaurant - All you can eat for only $9.95! |
| Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way. |
| What's the difference between yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair. |
| What's the difference between yo mama and a 747? About 20 pounds. |
| Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. |
| Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. |
| Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package! |
| Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score. |
| Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. |
| Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her. |
| Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. |
| Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime. |
| Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. |
| Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. |
| Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her. |
| Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. |
| Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. |
| Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. |
| Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers. |
| Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more. |
| Yo mama's like a set of speakers - loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off. |
| Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. |
| Yo mama's like 7-Eleven - open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. |
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner - a real good suck. |
| Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts. |
| Yo mama's like a race car driver - she burns a lot of rubbers. |
| Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in. |
| Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket. |
| Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony. |
| Yo mama's got a "wait" problem, she can't wait to eat. |
| Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack. |
| Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth. |
| Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. |
| Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap |
| Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than the other so they call her call her hip hop. |
| Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders! |
| Yo mama sucks so much dick her butt chin turned into a nut chin! |
| Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. |
| Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead! |
| Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. |
| Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her. |
| Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride. |
| yo mamas like a hardware store. 25 cents a screw. |
| Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. |
| Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread. |
| Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. |
| Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. |
| Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. |
| Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head. |
| Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig. |
| Yo mama's twice the man you are. |
| Yo mama's got more crust than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
| Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic. |
| Yo mama's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings. |
| Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. |
| Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns. |
| Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick. |
| Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it. |
| Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses. |
| Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines. |
| Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair. |
| Yo mama's so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head. |
| Yo mama's so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass. |
| Yo mama's so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow. |
| Yo mama's so bald that when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches. |
| yo mama's breath is so stanky, she eats odour eaters. |
| Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene. |
| Yo mama's been on welfare so long that her picture is on food stamps. |
| Yo mama's like Wal-Mart... She's got different discounts everyday. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes. |
| Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps. |
