| Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi. |
| Yo mama is so fat that the ratio of the circumference to her diameter is four. |
| Yo mama is so fat that her derivative is strictly positive. |
| Yo mama is like a protractor - she's good at every angle. |
| Yo mama is so fat that in a love triangle, she'd be the hypotenuse. |
| Yo mama is so stupid that when I told her "pi-r-squared" and she replied no, they are round. |
| The limit of yo mama's ass goes to infinity. |
| Yo mama = x/0 for every x in yo mama. |
| The infinite series of yo mama from 0 to infinity is strictly diverging. |
| Yo mama is so mean that she has no standard deviation. |
| Yo mama is so ugly, that Pythagoras wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle. |
| Yo mama is so square that she's got imaginary numbers on her social security card. |
| Yo mama is such a ho, that she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first. |
| The volume of yo mama is an improper integral. |
| The integral of yo mama is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat. |
| Yo mama's muscle-to-fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. |
| The only way to get from point A to point B is around yo mama's fat ass. |
