Yo mama so dumb, she lost a spelling bee to Hodor
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought Bran Stark was a type of muffin.
Yo mama so fat, they've been calling her "the wall" for thousands of years!
Yo mama so fat, she Winter-fell and couldn't get up!
Yo mama so old, the old gods pray to HER!
Yo Mama So Fat, she can't fit through the moon door.
Yo Mama so Ugly, she got turned down for "Girls Gone Wilding"
Yo mama so ugly, winter turned around and left!
Yo mama so fat, even Roose Bolton won't touch her
Yo mama so bad at sex, the only kind of head she gives is severed.
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