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Anime Yo Mama Jokes!

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!
Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!
Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even get tentacle raped.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.
Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip.
Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!
Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!
Yo mama's so hairy Naruto thought she was a Summon.
Yo mama's so fat, she scared L into giving up all sweets.
Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.
Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.
Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.
Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!
Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double.
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!
Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man.
Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.
Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!
Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran.
Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School.
Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z.
Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!
Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival.
Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!
Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself.
Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground.
Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat by a Narutard in the masquerade!
Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye.
Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.
Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

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