| Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!! |
| Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha! |
| Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her. |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even get tentacle raped. |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her. |
| Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set. |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village. |
| Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die! |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay! |
| Yo mama's so hairy Naruto thought she was a Summon. |
| Yo mama's so fat, she scared L into giving up all sweets. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit. |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry. |
| Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit! |
| Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double. |
| Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein! |
| Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic! |
| Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man. |
| Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma. |
| Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat! |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran. |
| Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School. |
| Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z. |
| Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous! |
| Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival. |
| Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua! |
| Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself. |
| Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground. |
| Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat by a Narutard in the masquerade! |
| Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye. |
| Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky! |
| Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful. |
| Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight. |
